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We Stan for Our Woke Housewives - From Two Proudly Black Women

We Stan for Our Woke Housewives - From Two Proudly Black Women

June 2, 2020

This has been a hard hard week and as two black women, we hope to lighten your minds judging a bunch of white women for all sides of the political fence. We would like to thank housewives like Porsha Williams for continuing her grandfather Hosea Williams and walking in Atlanta demanding justice against police brutality and for major systematic change for black lives. We also thank Braunwyn Windham-Burke for being out there on the lines in the OC. Leah, Bethany, it warms our heart to see Housewives DOING THE WORK and we give Dorinda a pass this season then. Braunwyn's invited to the cookout for sure.

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When Did Life Coaches Become the New Therapists!

When Did Life Coaches Become the New Therapists!

May 25, 2020

It's Memorial Day, the official start to summer and while you may be lamenting about upcoming travel plans, we wanted to give you a little treat to start your week. We have the Real Housewives of Atlanta Part 3 Reunion and finale which leaves a gaping hole in our Bravo schedule now, as gaping as the holes in Yovanna's stories. We're starting to worry about Cynthia ya'll. You know who else we're starting to worry about? All of the Real Housewives of New York when Ramona the monster starts being on the right side of things! Tinsley, stand in your truth! You too Kyle! You need a note from Nene "I said what I said" Leakes. We don't think you're in the wrong. Just don't cry and walk away. Handle it!

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Ragamuffins, Cookies and Blue Cheese, Oh My!

Ragamuffins, Cookies and Blue Cheese, Oh My!

May 19, 2020

TV's winding down on Bravo! We're starting to feel the pandemic with shows having delayed starts and our content winding down. Atlanta continues to serve it with an epic part 2 of the Reunion and Kandi reminds the people that SHE is indeed THAT B*TCH... and has been for quite some time.... She's "embedded in [our] motherf*ing brains" after all. We're starting to worry about the level of Sonja's sloppiness and Dorinda's anger, and hope Tindsale gets a buddy cop spin off with her trainer. Beverly Hills left us with a lot of questions, as usual, but we're finally seeing the origins of the Garcelle, Kyle beef, possible before Kyle! Have a listen and let us know what you think!

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We’re All Checking That 35-44 Age Box, Eva!

We’re All Checking That 35-44 Age Box, Eva!

May 12, 2020

We only covered 3 shows this week but they all gave, a lot! We get nostalgic about the Housewives of Miami with Bravo running a marathon and take a trip down memory lane. We even touch on the latest ESPN Michael Jordan docu-series, The Last Dance. This week, Dorit is serving us looks, while Kyle is jealous of her glam, we discuss Dorinda's resurgent heavy grief about Richard, and honor the true quality that is the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Porsha stands up as the queen of RHOA and Tiffany reminds Eva that they are all checking that 35-44 age box, so what's her deal! Both Tiffany and Nneya have some controversial thoughts! Have a listen and a great week!

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Our Generation’s Archie Bunker

Our Generation’s Archie Bunker

May 6, 2020

We didn't have the Real Housewives of Atlanta this week but we were blessed with the Zoomunion trailer and it was HOT. THIS is why #RHOA is the top rated Real Housewives franchise. These women do the WORK. Beverly Hills continues on a great note and we realize Kyle and Mauricio have reached that level of RICH AF where Mauricio can walk around like a zaddy high and not care. And we're hear for it! Sutton is still getting under our skin with our meanness -- it's a no for us dawg and Teddi who?! Aaron steals the show with his "science." We hope there's more to come of that. We head over to NYC for fashion week. Ahh the days of last September pre-Corona and Tinsley reminds us she really was THAT b*tch. Remember, Dior named a lipgloss shade after Tinsley -- these other women really don't get it... and we're taken on the Ramona coaster ride where we realize, this woman is just a pretty crass horrible person for our comedy. Like our Archie Bunker.... Speaking of crass and horrible. Shahs. Have a listen and let us know what you think.
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A Finale that Fell Flat & a Broken Fourth Wall

A Finale that Fell Flat & a Broken Fourth Wall

April 29, 2020

So Bravo is giving us all sorts of crazy during this quarantine. We had the Family Karma finale on Sunday that kind of fizzled out, Paulina on Shah's giving us a The Office moment and staring directly at the cameraman thinking WTF is wrong with MJ and Leah fighting white supremacy and tiki torches. Yea... Tinsley probably doesn't read the news enough. Oh, and the Doritos girl stopped by on Beverly Hills. Dorit and PK may just become fan favorites this season!

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In loving memory of Nneya's Uncle Claude Walker

So… I have this theory…

So… I have this theory…

April 22, 2020

We missed you guys last week and we’re back with the launch of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and our girl Garcelle makes a STRONG debut as the Beverly Hills ladies head to New York. Sonja reminds us why she is an OG and does what we all want to do, go to open houses for the free wine and cheese and home gawking. We have some VERY interesting theories this week regarding Nema’s parents’ separation AND Richa and Vish. While RHOA peters out, Noelle wants ALL the daddy’s we realize Cynthia has raised such an agreeable young lady who immediately takes to the men in her life. Leave us reviews and let us know what you think!

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Benvenuti a Leah to #RHONY!

Benvenuti a Leah to #RHONY!

April 8, 2020

We welcomed back the ladies of New York this week and they are as crazy as ever. Luckily no crazy was lost with Bethenny out -- she's busy saving the world! Leah had a STRONG, likable introduction and Dorinda pounces on Tinsley... why can't these women figure out that Tinsley has family money and doesn't need to sleep with anyone for shoes?! Tiffany has an interesting take on Dorinda's drunk slur that brings Nneya to tears. We're still on Team Monica this week and are starting to get a little worried about Vishul!

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Bravo’s Supplementing Our Shows with Instagram Lives

Bravo’s Supplementing Our Shows with Instagram Lives

April 1, 2020

Ciao casalingas (that's housewife in Italian but plural in English) -- we're working on a name for you guys.... It's been a light Bravo week that many Bravo stars more than made up for with seemingly constant Instagram Lives! Really, was there a call with Bravo's marketing department? We had a light week this week and seemingly got the two Bravo franchises with the BEST food, Shahs of Sunset and Family Karma. We're still navigating our new relationship with the Shahs folks but Bali and Anisha are coming out as faves. We give Monica some advice on Brian, homegirls to homegirls and hopefully educate Vishal on the #METOO movement. Hopping over to Shahs, Mike is emerging as the voice of reason and it's pretty damn weird. Adam's coming out like a spoiled little kid and we're still SHOOKETH about how Reza spoke to MJ! And Nneya tells us about her live session with Anisha!

We're thinking about doing an Instagram LIVE episode watch for you guys. Let us know if you'd be down. Stay safe and sanitized! We appreciate your ears!

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When Bravo Gives You Two Shows in One

When Bravo Gives You Two Shows in One

March 26, 2020

On Family Karma, Bravo is giving us two shows — the romantic comedy of Monica and Brian and the drama of Vishul, Anisha et al… maybe even 3 when we count the housewives mess of the Aunties! We are here for it, Bravo! We talk about Part 2 of the Greece trip on Real Housewives of Atlanta and Nneya puts on her Mythology Buff hat and explains why Cynthia’s choice of Hera is more telling than you think. We still find Reza’s behavior deplorable and are disappointed that he’s proving to be the heartbeat of Shahs and why we are TEAM TOMMY!

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